pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

DRUNK MICHAEL JONES

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simpaticonebula:

2 years ago I saw a group of middle school aged Buddhist boys in orange robes who had shaved heads and a little boy saw them and said “Look, Mom! Airbenders!” and at first they laughed but then they told him that they were Airbenders but they weren’t allowed to airbend in public and it was pretty much the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

smilingeridan:

i cant draw the thing

momlonde:

tragically beautiful

magehenry:

milkshakies:

magehenry:

milkshakies:

  IN THE MIDDL EOF HAVINGF  SEX WITH HOT HOT GOIRLFREIEND   YOU LAY YOUR VERY OWN LARG EEGG

are you okay

IU OCUYKLD BE HAVING HOT SEXY STEAMY EGG LAY9ING SEX RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE

get well soon

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donttouchmynewtonballs:

when you’re in a really bad mood and someone tries to cheer you up

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Artist: Marina & The Diamonds
Album: The Family Jewels (Deluxe)
Track: Are You Satisfied?
Played: 336 times

paperandair:

High achiever don’t you see
Baby, nothing comes for free
They say I’m a control freak
Driven by a greed to succeed
Nobody can stop me

Cause it’s my problem
If I wanna pack up and run away
It’s my business if I feel the need to
Smoke and drink and sway
It’s my problem, it’s my problem
If I feel the need to hide
It’s my problem if I have no friends
And feel I want to die

5 years of tears

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